How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb? Ten. One to change it, and nine to say how much better the old one was.
Usually when we imagine the Jesus story the people are clamoring to see him and to hear him and to follow him and you get the impression that the crowds grew each day until all the eye could see were people coming to Jesus. All that was needed was the good news, simple and bold, and they would come. If this is how it really was, the church-growth people would love it. If this fantasy could be parlayed into our times, Jesus would have blow-dried hair and wear a $1000 suit. There would be vast armies of Christians just to park the cars and there would be parking for everybody and Christianity would be an unqualified success, success that is measured by attendance whether it ever does anything good in the world or not. In this vision, all Christians would be rich and have above average children and would be always cheerful about everything. No problem except that in today's gospel reading the people are not coming they're leaving. Not everybody decided to follow Jesus. Not everybody was happy. Not everything was perfect. Not even for Jesus. Especially for Jesus. Some were turning away and leaving. Why?
There is much speculation about this as you might imagine but I don't think it is really so hard to understand if we get in touch with the reality of what Jesus was saying. Some think it was the idea of the body and blood that offended people. I think it is more likely that it is not the metaphor used whether it was taken literally or not that bothered people it was the demand that those who follow Jesus must share his death. In other words the message is that if you want to follow Jesus where he is going we must live sacrificially, must put others before ourselves, must die to self-interest, to having our own way, must live a life of service and humility, must give ourselves away. Love lays its life down for others. These are not easy word in any time or place. Once understood what is expected it shouldn't surprise anybody that some are going to back off, even turn away. When someone says you must die in order to live, these are hard words. As one of the disciples said, who can accept it? It may in fact be the difference between those who leave and those who stay. Those who stay have seen the truth in these words and those who leave have not. Life is gained not by taking whatever you can get but by giving all you have.
How many light bulbs does it take to change a Christian?
All you have.
Jesus was also changing the rules. Change makes a lot of people uncomfortable, even angry. Religious rules are supposed to lead us to God but sometimes the rules themselves become like gods. When this happens they no longer lead us to God but block our way to God. This is a simplistic way of describing what I think Jesus was about when he healed on the Sabbath day or when he said that it is not what you put in your body that matters so much as what you do and say. The greatest commandment is love he said and love is the point of the rules. You might think that this would be something everybody would want to hear but the truth is that love requires responsibility and sacrifice. Worse than that, you have to think about everything. The question changes from what does the book say is right or wrong to how is love served in this situation and how does it relate to what the book is saying love is?
How many United Methodists does it take to change a light bulb?
United Methodists do not have a set policy at this time for changing light bulbs but if you should feel called to change a light bulb we will provide resources and support for the journey.
Now Jesus was changing more than the
rules. He was challenging the way we do things. Some think he was subversive.
The writer to Ephesians got the joke I think even if it wasn't funny and his
words are quite serious: our struggle is
against the rulers, against the authorities, against the cosmic powers of this
present darkness. . . And with what are they to stand against such a
formidable foe not to mention the mighty Roman army? A belt of truth, a
breastplate of righteousness, sandals of peace, a shield of faith, a helmet of
salvation, and a sword of the spirit. (Are
these people crazy?) He knew that the people to whom he was writing saw helmets
and breastplates and shields and swords every day. As one wag had it,
How many Americans does it take to change a light bulb?
As many as we want.
Of course there were also disagreements among those who would follow Jesus and how his words would be understood and what it actually meant people should do and disagreements about who would be in charge and decide these things. Disagreement is easy. We do it all the time. There has to be some disagreement of course until we get it right but some people just don't like disagreeing or feel that they never seem to have their way in the decisions and solutions so they leave too. Others are just disagreeable. (Sometimes they stay.) There are lots of reasons to leave. Why, one wonders does any one stay? Why stay when it would be so easy to leave? Jesus' question of the day is abundantly clear: Do you also wish to go away? Peter's answer is pretty good. To whom would we go? The scriptures tell us that many left. It doesn't tell us where they went. Did they find something better than what God had offered in Jesus? Have you? Today we might have a few more options than Peter. There are any number of paths to follow but the question is still relevant. It is the question each of us must answer: To whom would we go?
John Ortberg, writing in the Christian Century says that Peter's answer reminds him of Winston Churchill's famous description of democracy as the worst form of government except for all the other forms of government that have ever been tried. Peter didn't answer the question directly like with a plain yes or no. He answered in the style of his master with yet another question. It is a good question, one with legs as we say. Where would we go? And why do we stay?
Jim
Wallis writes that when the south African government canceled a political rally
against apartheid, Desmond Tutu led a worship service in
The
crowd roared, the police melted away, and the people began to dance.
Maybe we stay because we like to dance. T.S. Eliot wrote once a telling word about the dance of God (at least that what's I think its about):
At
the still point of the turning world. Neither flesh nor fleshless;
Neither
from nor towards; at the still point, there the dance is,
But
neither arrest nor movement. And do not call it fixity,
Where
past and future are gathered. Neither movement from nor
towards,
Neither
ascent nor decline. Except for the point, the still point,
There
would be no dance, and there is only the dance.
(from Burnt Norton, Four Quartets)
So how many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?
It just takes one who wants to see the light.
Perhaps we stay because we still want to know God.